In 2001, I was drunk in a Wisconsin Arby’s drinking a large Jamocha shake. I sat near a blind woman working on a Big Montana and Curly Fries. It was then I had a vision for a U.S. currency for the blind. It had various scents to represent amounts. So, a $10 would smell like cherries, a $1 like vanilla, $500 like pine trees, etc. The folks at the U.S. Treasury department did not respond to my three e-mails.
Now I feel vindicated.
A federal judge said today that the U.S. government discriminates against blind people by printing money that all looks and feels the same. U.S. District Judge James Robertson ordered the Treasury Department to come up with ways for the blind to tell bills apart. He said he wouldn’t tell officials how to fix the problem, but he ordered them to begin working on it.
So let’s start working on it.
Let’s begin with my scented currency plan. I admit there are some problems. First, this plan could further discriminate against the blind because they would have to inconveniently sniff all of their bills before paying for things. This may, in fact, make the problem worse. Also, the smells could fade over time, especially when sandwiched between an ass and a chair, encased in a hot leather wallet.
Sure, these are all good reasons to doubt the effectiveness of my idea. But there are some interesting marketing opportunities for the Treasury. I can envision an incredible bidding war from food and materials producers for the right to be the scent of specific currency. What would Cinnabon pay to have a $10 bill smell like their delectable treats? Or what if Hugo Boss could make its scent cover the $1000 bill? Oh my! We could fix our economy.
Other options? Perhaps we could make our currency vibrate, or talk to us? If so, what voice would it be? James Earl Jones might be a good option. Or the Smith Barney guy. Maybe we use different textures on the face of the bill. It might be interesting to imagine what different textures could be used to evoke value. What feel has more value? Smooth or rough?
Likely, some form of Braille would work. The Braille system, devised in 1821 by Louis Braille, is a method that is widely used already by blind people to read and write. This is what they will probably do, but I wonder if those bumps will slowly get flattened over time as the bills pass through vending machines and wallets. All the more reason for creatives to come to the rescue with a better plan.
Okay. Go.
Different sizes.
On Nov.29.2006 at 01:43 AMThat is what most of the world has been doing for a very long time.